Spanglish

I've long suspected, and my recent visit has only confirmed, that in my next life, I want to be Spanish.

I surmise this would be a good thing because:

1. I would be able to siesta every day.
2. I could eat tapas and pintxos and chocolate croissants and cheese and still be skinny.
3. I could shop at Zara, Oysho, Uterque and Bimba y Lola whenever I wanted.
4. I would have something in common with Penelope Cruz.